you might be me if you fall down the stairs at work & bruise both legs from ankle to knee.
you might be me if you have nightmares that leave you too terrified to get up and pee.
you might be me if you knock magnets off the fridge while playing fetch with your pup.
you might be me if you think gregory john is hot. but then again, you might just be some chick (he is taken, ladies).
you might be me if you call hillside floral to request a hydrangea replacement. and you talk with the manager for 4 days & get them to agree to replace said hydrangea & then arrive at the store & realize the flowers were purchased from cactus & tropical. and husband definitely told you that. and where in the world did hillside floral come from?
you might be me if there is always a bag of clothes to be returned in the backseat of you car.
you might be me if you bake a dozen cookies, eat one & then give the rest away, because you know you are not strong enough to resist the temptation of eating all 12.
you might be me if you think to yourself that you are so sick of blogging. so you log onto blogger & blog about it (true story, but i didn't post it).
you might be me if you get a brand-spankin' new cell phone & vow to never drop it. you might be me if you then proceed to drop it twice in the first 24 hours.
you might be me if you are in-capable of producing anything besides random, pointless posts.
(sorry about that, friends)