gary is a little old man who lives near my office.
gary comes into the office almost every day with ice cream for the receptionist.
gary has a little red-headed wife.
we hear about her, but we never see her.
gary makes us promise that if we ever see his little red-headed wife
we won't tell her that he out-runs the cops on a daily basis
you see, gary has out-run the st. george police 9 times.
and the salt lake police 10 times.
but watch out, because he has out-run the cops on his way to wendover
a whopping 14 times.
his little audi a-4 can reach speeds of up to 180 miles per hour
he once made it to 190
which is why the cops never catch him.
gary beat up every bully in his high school
even the biggest ones
gary is 5 feet nothing
but he's broken 10 guys noses
and knocked out 12 teeth.
gary likes to hang out in our lobby and demonstrate just how he did it.
don't mess with gary.
