"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

The new season of American Idol premieres tonight!

Finally, a Tuesday night fix!

Top 10 reasons you should watch American Idol:

10. To learn how to be cool from Randy. (I take note of his lingo & repeat it often)

9. To watch Simon rip people's hopes and dreams to shreds.

8. Sanjaya's hair (that was a GREAT reason to watch last season!)

7. To try to predict who is gay (see #8)

6. To watch Paula foam at the mouth & slur her words (is it drugs or does she just struggle?)

5. Performances like Kat McPhee's "Over the Rainbow" (gave me the chills. re-watched it about 18 times)

4. The transformations! The clothes, hair and makeup (people start the season fugly and end the season fab??)

3. To make you feel better about your singing ability ("She bangs! She bangs!")

2. To laugh at others. (sorry others)

1. To hold you over until January 31st when "Lost" Premieres! And to help you forget that "The office" & "Grey's" are dead. :(

That is all, folks, that is all...

Oh, wait! That IS NOT all! Speaking of Jan. 31...That evening, G and I will be attending a "Lost" Premiere party and must bring a "Lost" dessert. Any ideas would be appreciated. We will also be dressing up as Jack & Kate, but I think I've got that one under control.

Happy Tuesday!