me, g & two little men
happily presents:
the top 10 reasons to love my brother,
scotty-too-hotty-for-his-naughty-body
10. he is the best person to have a dance party with. hands down.
09. he is a ladies man. you can count on eating lots of cakes, cookies & treats that the ladies make him.
08. such as the eclair cake some girl made him for his birthday. thanks girl!
07. he likes exotic food & will take you to cool restaurants where the chef’s like to throw shrimp at your forehead & light your eyebrows on fire (which is AWESOME)
06. he is also a HUGE fan of the fajita & never orders anything else.
05. in his room you will find: his cat, tessa & a road sign someone stole for him that is the size of a car & says “DEAF CHILD”
04. at some point in your friendship, he might log on to Facebook & photo shop a picture of you. when he photo shops this picture, there is a good chance he will triple the size of your boobs.
03. he will willingly spend THE ENTIRE DAY helping you pack up your whole house. we are talking 10 solid hours of help. and somehow he will make you laugh uncontrollably the entire time you are packing, so that instead of having a hard, horrible day of packing you have one of the best days ever.
02. he will always be smarter than you, but in a helpful way, not an annoying one.
01. he will be your life-long bff.
hope your day was happy, k.
i love you.
he isnt that smart.
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