It is simply a question of how much. How much plastic surgery? How much nipping and tucking and injecting and sucking and stapling and prodding does it take to look like Shayne's mother? And how much lip liner for that matter? I need to know.
She made me afraid of tanning beds. Something 15 months working at Hollywood Tans and dozens of leather-skinned UV ray addicted skin cancer patients could not do.
Seriously people, I couldn't get over it. The lip liner, the boobs, the eyeliner, the furniture! I know you were all thinking the same thing last night. Just fess up and admit it.
Or, am I the only one?
LOL- histerically!!! Me and Wyatt were DYING at her!! It was almost unbearable to look, don't you think? Her lips were running up into her nose!! If I were Matt that would TOTALLY scare me off! Even though I still love Shayne, the apple really doesn't fall that far from the tree.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree! I seriously couldnt even look at her!
ReplyDeleteNO WAY you weren't the only one. If I were Matt I would be very worried about Shayne because of her mother. She looked HORRIBLE!!!!
ReplyDeleteI promise Ryan and I can't stop thinking/talking about it. That was unbelievable. Ryan has always been a strong believer that "daughters usually turn out like their mothers" so, make sure you take a good look at your girlfriend's mom before you ask her to marry you. LOL He said Matt is in for a long life if he marries Shayne. Ryan still does not believe that was real, he thinks it was another prank like Amanda's. That really was so great. SO glad you posted about it.
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ReplyDeleteI was thinking the exact same thing! Her mom looked like a drag queen no joke!!I dont know how Matt could even look at her. Let's hope Shayne doesn't turn out like that because Shayne is so cute!
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