The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands

Yesterday, when I was at my Mom's house, she insisted that I read this book by Dr. Laura, and even let me borrow her copy. My Mom has listened to Dr. Laura my whole life and I have mixed feelings about her...I love saying her last name because it is a ridiculous tongue twister (seriously, try to say it 5 times fast), but I hate how mean she can be to innocent little callers who need advice.

Anyways, the first thing I asked when my Mom told me to read it was, "Can I borrow your copy of 'The Proper Care and Feeding of Wives' also?" But, I was stunned to find that that book doesn't exist. No fair.

I brought it home and showed it to G over dinner (while I fed him gourmet tuna melts) and he was, of course, thrilled to learn that I would be reading a book about how to properly feed him. Of course, he insisted that this was not because I need any help in that area, since I am already an A+ wife.

Anyways, I am going to start it today and we shall see what kind of feeding and/or caring-for Dr. Schlesh wants me to do. I have been married for a whole year and 7 months now (which pretty much makes me an expert) and if you ask me, the best way to care for your husband is to laugh at his jokes. Even when they aren't funny. Which, I totally do....See?