Thursday, September 22, 2011

the stats.

it has come to my attention that some believe my "month by month" posts contain too much mush and not enough factual information.

it's true, i do sway towards the mush (especially when it comes to my baby, hello!) but that doesn't mean i can't deliver a good strong post full of nothing but details you don't care about.

let's do this!


name: evie jane olsen
age: 8 months rad
height: smaller than average
head: way, way smaller than average
weight: way, way, way smaller than average

favorite foods: breastmilk, sweet potatoes, butternut squash, cantaloupe, brown rice cereal
dislikes: peas, pears, blueberries, peaches?!
still nurses: a lot

naps: 3 per day
she: loves them
bedtime: 8 pm
sleeps: 12 hours
requires: blankie, seahorse, thumb

hair: blond, fluffy, fine, straight. not her mothers.
preferred style: like kate gosselin, please.
eyes: blue with a speck of brown
lips: for kissing
teeth: 1 on bottom + 1 coming in next door

hates: putting on a shirt
loves: singing songs

favorite tv: mickey mouse clubhouse, baby einstein
sits up on her own: since 6 months old
rolls: everywhere
most likely to: put it in her mouth
says: mama, baba
cries: barely
hobbies: the pool, the swings, the lawn, the pups

favorite toys: sophie the giraffe, penelope the mouse, mom's watch, nana's watch, dad's watch, the leg of the coffee table
favorite time of day: mornings and bath time
favorite song: come little rabbit, wheels on the bus (only the shhh, shhh, shhh part)
favorite car rides: none of them
favorite friends: all of her cousins + all of her friends + anyone small
favorite pastime: pulling/eating her mothers hair
favorite parent: she'll never tell!
favorite movie star: ryan gosling (obviously)
favorite blog post about her: this one

the end.

ps. feel free to steal this very formal questionnaire, friends with babies. maybe i should, like tag you or something. ;)

1 comment:

  1. Oh my gosh, the way you write is the best!! Even on a "boring" post like this. Seriously, love it!

    I had a dream about you night before last, woke up, and almost called you at 6:30 a.m. to see if you wanted to hang out at the park with some babes I know. It ended up being short day at school and a neighbor came over & my morning ended up going before I knew it. But don't rule out an early morning phone call sometime in the near future. :)

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thank you for your shout outs!